Who's in charge??????????????    "I should be in charge" said the blood,  "because I circulate oxygen all over so  without me you'd all waste away."    "I should be in charge, " said the  stomach," because I process food  and give all of you energy."    "I should be in charge" said the legs,  "because I carry the body  wherever it needs to go."    "I should be in charge" said the eyes,  "because I allow the body to  see where it goes."    "I should be in charge, "said the  rectum, "Because I'm responsible for  waste removal."    All the other body parts laughed at the  rectum and insulted him, so in  a huff, he shut down tight.    Within a few days, the brain had a  terrible headache, the stomach was  bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes  got watery, and the blood was  toxic. They all decided that the rectum  should be the boss.    The Moral of the story?    The asshole is usually in charge