THE ELDERLY WEDDING Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: Are you the owner? The pharmacist answers, Yes. Jacob: We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication? Pharmacist: Of course we do. Jacob: How about medicine for circulation? Pharmacist: All kinds. Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? Pharmacist: Definitely. Jacob: How about Viagra? Pharmacist: Of course. Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice? Pharmacist:Yes, a large variety. The works.. Jacob: What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease? Pharmacist: Absolutely. Jacob: You sell wheel chairs and walkers? Pharmacist:All speeds and sizes. Jacob says to the pharmacist: We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.