I Have Been Married 10 Times Let me tell you what was wrong with each... My first husband was a MUSICIAN... All he wanted to do was sing to it. My second husband was a DOCTOR... All he wanted to do was examine it. My third husband was a POLITICIAN... All he wanted to do was make promises. My fourth husband was a PSYCHIATRIST... All he wanted to do was think about it. My fifth husband was a PHOTOGRAPHER... All he wanted to do was take pictures of it. My sixth husband was a POLICEMAN... All he wanted to do was keep it under lock and key. My seventh husband was a HAIRDRESSER... All he wanted to do was tease it. My eight husband was a GOURMET... All he wanted to do was taste it. My ninth husband was a GARDENER... All he wanted to do was water and plant seeds in it. My tenth husband and last, is the one I'm married to now and I like him the  best. He's a MECHANIC... He tore it up the first night and he's been working on it ever since.