A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a
  bar having a drink.
  When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says,
  "Whoever can use the
  words'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence
  can have me for
  tonight."
  So the White guy says "I love liver and cheese."
  She says "That's not good enough"
  The Black man says "I hate liver and cheese"
  She says "That's not creative"
  Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese
  mine!"