A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examination room waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal and asked if the baby were breast fed or bottle fed.
Breast fed" the woman replied.
Well, strip down to your waist, the doctor ordered.
The woman took off her blouse and bra. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
The doctor then told her to get dressed.
No wonder this baby is underweight the doctor said.
You don't have any milk.
The woman said ;
I know-- I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came".